April Fools: The Porsche

The Latest Blog Post • Posted 1 year, 5 months Ago • April 1, 2007

And so the quest comes to an end.

Mike picked up a good deal on a lease, so for a few years I have this sweet little porschie. I’m still figuring out how to drive manual and all, but the thing is so beautiful.

Porsche Carrera 4S. Grey exterior, black interior. Lovely.

I didn’t have much time to take pics but here are a few.

Okay, the joke’s up. Unfortunately, this was just an April Fools joke. It worked really well and a lot of people fell for it. Great prank, if I so say so myself…

Anand:
Aprilzero.com dude.
We can drive down there

Ethan:
wait
dude
anand
ur getting the porsche ?
do u know how to drive stick ?

Well
at least I got my car

Andrea Martin
you did?
cool

oni0n56
yea
Aprilzero.com

Andrea Martin
oh man
my dad would be soooo jealous of you

oni0n56
Haha

Andrea Martin
was that even on your list of the ones that you wanted?

oni0n56
No.

Andrea Martin
haha
wow

oni0n56
Haha.
Hey what day is it?

Andrea Martin
hmmm Sunday
April Fools day

aprilzer0: Aprilzero.com :D
rappo45: oh REALLY
rappo45: hahhah you jackass
aprilzer0: Hahaha.
rappo45: my contour is better, but whatever

aprilzer0: aprilzero.com
nitemarerevenge: fucking nice
nitemarerevenge: hahaha
nitemarerevenge: got stall?
aprilzer0: haha yea
nitemarerevenge: yeah
nitemarerevenge: its a fun ride at first
nitemarerevenge: nice and bumpy
aprilzer0: lol

aprilzer0: Aprilzero.com
fatfreepork13: lol nice april fools joke

3:29:05 PM aprilzer0: Aprilzero.com :D
3:29:39 PM complacentidiot: yorue shitting me
3:29:43 PM complacentidiot: you have a porshe
3:29:48 PM complacentidiot: motherfucker
3:29:51 PM complacentidiot: im driving that
3:30:12 PM complacentidiot: you just got your fucking license
3:30:15 PM complacentidiot: you son of a bitch
3:30:23 PM complacentidiot: god i hate being poor
3:30:25 PM complacentidiot: lol
3:31:40 PM aprilzer0: lol.
3:31:54 PM complacentidiot: im driving that im so driving that
3:31:55 PM aprilzer0: april fools. bro.
3:32:04 PM complacentidiot: i dont care
3:32:07 PM complacentidiot: it looks real enough
3:32:15 PM complacentidiot: im still driving your fake porshe

11:28:30 AM criticalnation: the fuck!
11:28:35 AM criticalnation: he got you a car?!
11:29:02 AM criticalnation: and its not a porsche….
11:29:06 AM criticalnation: is it?
11:33:23 AM aprilzer0: :)
11:33:30 AM criticalnation: no fucking way
11:39:25 AM aprilzer0: Aprilzero.com
11:40:49 AM aprilzer0: ;p
11:41:31 AM criticalnation: so im guessing that’s “executive” enough for you?

11:38:10 AM aprilzer0: APrilzero.com
11:38:15 AM hayakuneko: ?
11:38:27 AM hayakuneko: ….
11:38:35 AM hayakuneko: dick
11:39:32 AM aprilzer0: Haha.
11:39:44 AM hayakuneko: whatevs
11:39:50 AM hayakuneko: have fun paying 5x as much insurance as i will pay
11:39:51 AM hayakuneko: haha

11:38:00 AM aprilzer0: Hey.
11:38:02 AM aprilzer0: Aprilzero.com
11:38:44 AM gcndabomb: fuuuuuuck
11:39:29 AM gcndabomb: Give me picture of you in it or I call fake
11:39:41 AM gcndabomb: ya, it’s fake
11:39:49 AM gcndabomb: Sharma wouldn’t take a p icture of such a low-res shot
11:40:07 AM gcndabomb: When he has a camera setup worth thousands and thousands

Good game! See y’all next year.